Feliz Navidad

Tracer

No, I did not kill Tracer.

No, I'm not going to prove this to every idiot that comes along.

No, I will not answer all of the trash mail you sent me, but I may answer people who aren't complete morons.

I'm gonna miss you, Boo

Please direct any donations to the Tracer Foundation for Charitable Donations.

Need I say more?

Upgrades

So Damn Easy

Time to get some dental work done!

It's so easy

Sweet!

I wonder if I can get one that flies.

Can’t breathe!

Can’t type
Laughing
Too
Hard
Who gives these people money?

Kids

Mothman and Metal should get together and have some super green Metal Moth babies. That’s all, back to your regularly scheduled green.

Green!

Green!
You guys seen this shit! Curbstomp and Glamora know how to party! *video link*

HAHA!

Houston got schooled by a stage magician. How does that even happen? I mean what were thier tests? “You can pull a tablecloth off a table without spilling a glass? Protect our city!” Can’t wait to see who they try and give it to next.

Keep it green.

Alejandra, baby!

You didn't need to adopt. Think of all the beautiful green babies we could have had. Scratch that, we still can. I'll be an excellent father, even to our non-green babies.

Life's Green

Full day of spending green. New music, new wheels, new ladies. It's too easy being green.

WTF!

So I was out cruising today, and some red-neck, jack-ass, T2M wanna-be called me a terrorist and threw a beer bottle at my car, scratching the paint job. I had half a mind to bust up his baseline face, but the ladies and I decided to ignore him and head on to the club. He's just jealous of the green. Tomorrow he'll still be a jack-ass, but I might buy a new ride.

Fast, Fast, Fast!

This is the life! Fast Food, Fast Cars, Fast Women! Awesome, baby, awesome.

New Year's Resolutions

Stay Green

Meet Alejandra in person

Help my fellow Novas

Lose some pounds and make some green



Keep it Green Folks!